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The family album

How a French family ended up at Saint-Curd, Wisconsin, and then on your screen. A comic in the family album, read in order. It goes on as long as Kévin keeps filming.

  • Gérard
  • Monique
  • Chloé
  • Papy René
  • Kévin
  • Bob Kluck
  • Brenda Kluck
  • Patty Olson
  • Duane
  • Maddie
  • Linda
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Contents

  1. Chapter 1The French MistakePapy René: “We crossed an ocean to lose to a Bob.”p. 7
  2. Chapter 2Pain in the AssPapy René: “Twelve views. Still more than customers.”p. 9
  3. Chapter 3Château MigrainePapy René: “Vinegar? So that’s why I like it.”p. 11
  4. Chapter 4Chloé brings someone homePapy René: “In 1965, Hank Tumbleweed brought **wine**.”p. 13
  5. Chapter 5Two million AmericansPapy René: “Two million Americans? **Hide the cheese.**”p. 15
  6. Chapter 6The camera on the TVPapy René: “Hello, America. Send **wine**.”p. 17

Next chapter: as soon as Kévin finds his charger.

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American news. French opinions. Terrible English.EXCELLENT English!! — G.

Satire. The news is real, the family is not, the accent unfortunately is.

Teeth at this table: 2. Gérard has one, René has the other.

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